Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Bettany, Ewan McGregor, Olivia Munn, Jeff Goldblum, Paul Whitehouse
A debonair art dealer and man about town, who has a tough protective manservant and aristocratic wife, is tasked by the secret service with recovering a Goya painting which may or may not have the number of a Swiss bank account on the back.
A lot of discussion about Mortdecai’s moustache, time spent in a variety of country houses, British libraries and auction houses. Some fights with hand guns, swords and fists. Very little nudity, some sounds of sex.
There were three jokes. Johnny Depp is a British aristocrat but he is American. He has a moustache which his wife does not like. Gwyneth Paltrow is an English aristocrat, but she is American. None of them are funny. At the end of watching this I felt that I had completed some particularly arduous physical task. Hell while it was taking place and really pleased it was over.